touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.

Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night

by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015

bad mood bears

(adj.) an annoying emotional state in which one does nothing but bawwwww and complain about life's woes, often witnessed in extremely sensitive people when they get excessively butthurt about something

A: Hey, want to get lunch?
B: No, piss off.
A: ...christ, okay. Didn't expect you to be so bad mood bears today.

by mewwwwwwww June 21, 2010

bears

The greates threat to America (and therefore the democratic world).

I you don't believe that bears are the greatest threat, obviously you haven't paid attention to the source of all facts, Stephen Colbert!

by K3n7 September 8, 2008

Chicago Bears

The greatest football team ever.
Beat the odds of all the pricks by trashing the "Come too far to lose, Greatest Story in the NFL, Inspirational return, Americas Team" New Orleans Saints 39-14, and making it to their first super bowl in 21 years.

So, who do thinks gonna win the NFC Championship game.

Im gonna have to go with the Saints 900-nothing because theyre just so inspirational, and theyve come to far to lose, and quite possibly the greatest comeback team in NFL history, plus the Chicago Bears look to shakey.

*1 Day Later*
Touchdown Thomas Jones! Making the final score here, Chicago Bears, 39, Saints, 14.

by Nate Johanson January 26, 2007

Don't Feed the Bears

A phrase used by ER Physicians descriping the refrain from prescriping narotics.

Hey Dr. Graves, Don't Feed the bears. They only come back for more.

by Dr. A November 13, 2004

1985 bears

This really only needs one word: God.

Dude have you prayed to the 1985 bears?

by Billds October 3, 2007