Xylophone sex

When you take a mallot from a xylophone and shove it up your own ass, or having someone else shove it up your ass, or just going off on the stick.

Dude I totally had some extreme xylophone sex by myself last night.

by Awesome729 January 8, 2010

xyler

Xyler is the nicest boy you'll meet. He knows how to treat a girl and will make her feel like she's the only women he knows. He will stick by your side but also know his boundaries. He's athletic and has a great sense of humor. You'll never get bored when you're with him. If you have a Xyler, don't let go of him.

"Hey, i just met a boy and his name is Xyler."
"He's a keeper!"

by volleyball_17 June 3, 2020

xyience

a combination of reb bull and semen

i drank some xyience before i jerked off to UFC.

by protoshea August 26, 2009

Xyon Job

The sexual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur penis and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band Disturbed called "Down With the Sickness"

Dude a Xyon Job hurts like a mutha bitch!!!
Anybody up for an XJ?

by BiGRazorSG55 April 9, 2010

XYZ

Slang to examine your zipper, or zip it up

Hey dude, XYZ for your own safety.

by Slims Punisher October 19, 2005

xylis

The scientific term for a Double Rainbow

After the storm subsided a Xylis appeared in the sky. I have never seen one before, it was amazing!

by Mamabear27 January 27, 2017

Xye

This is a Name given to only The Best of The Best, if you are called Xye then you are born with a 17.5 inch penis. #classicdoizy

"That guy over there has a great voice he must be a Xye"

by Xye Doyle October 16, 2014