Wonky Rocket

When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.

"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"

by TheJazzle September 7, 2023

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Wonky girl

A wonky girl is typically a small town person that gallops around grocery stores and is quite quirky

Look at that wonky girl embarrass her boyfriend at target as she gallops

by AnthonyDFlores December 3, 2020

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Wonky

A very ugly girl that has a bf that is way out of her league and is very lucky to have pulled him

“Audrey is a Wonky girl.” “ikr”

by augrey December 14, 2020

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Wonky

If a nigga is being wonky as hell he could be being called dumb or a retard

Guy1: shut cho wonky ass up

Guy 2:....

by gyTg(tTg55^7 March 13, 2021

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Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation

This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky

by AnalThief May 8, 2021

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An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh

That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”

by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022

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