by Gaybe trinsin August 15, 2017
Get the Rusty windmill mug.A sex act in which suction cup dildos are mounted on to a ceiling fan. Then fan is then turned on, and a small child (preferably an infant)'s testicles or rear end is held to the spinning dildo train until beet red. At some point, the "turkish windmillee" will defecate, at which point the "turkish windmiller" will then collect the feces, and spread them across their upper lip, appearing as though they are of turkish descent.
Person 1: My piece of shit son wouldn't crying last night, so I gave him the turkish windmill of a lifetime!
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...
by cottage.cheese.mayo September 29, 2019
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When you teabag someone via a lunge stretch, hold your arm straight and swing it punching them in the face over and over.
by THE ONE AND ONLY MANDREW October 8, 2019
Get the The Windmill mug.This is where you twirl your dick like a windmill when you're having sex so your partner can have a cool breeze on them.
me: genital windmills feel good, especially when it hits my balls sometimes
Sam: what the fuck is wrong with you
Sam: what the fuck is wrong with you
by Thanos Chicken June 1, 2020
Get the Genital Windmill mug.In the middle of a group sex session , when someone’s is receiving anal , without using the facilities before hand and when the cock is ready to cum it pulls out and spins in a windmill fashion to evenly disperse the offering to all involved in the room
by Foxtits April 30, 2022
Get the Dirty windmill mug.A sexual act, where a man places his testicles on his (kneeling) partner's forehead and twirls his penis in a windmill motion.
by lovemister October 30, 2009
Get the Irish windmill mug.Hey, how was it last night with Jake?
Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.
Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.
by tanya hardon July 2, 2020
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