Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018

doodle whacker

a) the art of 'wanking'

b) an insult

Steffehh: OI BITCH!
Bitch: WHAT?
Steffehh: YOUR A DOODLE WHACKER..
(silence)
Steffehh: YOU ALSO SUCK!
Bitch: .... *CRIES*

by S t e f f e h . T e h . S h e x November 12, 2007

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004

Bush Whacker

During sex, a man takes a break and rubs his penis vigorously against the woman's un-shaved pubic hairs, causing him to have a burn on his dick.

Damn, I was about to cum but i took a break and had a Bush Whacker. Now my dick hurts like HELL!

by nastynaay January 6, 2012

turkey whacker

A turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumbass or tool. Please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.

"Andy, your suck a turkey whacker man." Yeah man your a complete dumbass.

by Pokeweed September 25, 2006

Wackers

crazy, also 'crackers'

that 'dimwit' is a wacker first grade

by yuppie June 13, 2003

whacker

Noun to describe a person of an urban subculture in the Republic of Ireland, more so males. Characterized by but not limited to involvement in petty crime, anti-social behavior and certain fashion trends such as wearing excessive gold jewelry, wearing Burberry branded clothing and wearing sports type clothing. Was used predominantly in the cities of Cork and Dublin. Usage of the term has died out but not completely. Similar in meaning to the more popular and British originated term chav but the whacker type person could be considered more 'street'. Etymology unknown and Origin unknown, most likely late twentieth century

Don't walk home that way, there's usually a gang of whackers hanging around there.

by KGGS2 August 6, 2011