Party Washer

A person whom only washes their hands after using the restroom in the visible presence of others. If it "appears" that nobody is present (i.e. somebody is in the stall, or they didn't notice someone was in the room with them), or nobody is actually in the restroom with them, they will leave after using the restroom and not wash their hands.

Christa is a party washer. She only washes her hands in public bathrooms where other people may see her. But not if she thinks she's alone.

by YourJuliette September 23, 2005

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Human Waste

A waste of human potential or a person who is a waste of space. An evil or trouble making type who is about as useful as poop.

John is such human waste he sells drugs and beats people up for a living even though he could have got into college.

by Anonymous123456789101 July 12, 2012

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Ball Washer

A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure

"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"

by blair witfae November 26, 2007

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wastebook

The popular social networking site that moonlights as a black hole for actual social activity.

Dude, how come John didn't come out tonight? He was updating his status on wastebook.

by Metz in San Francisco March 21, 2009

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Warm Wanter

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.

John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!

by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009

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