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the da vinci code

The book that suddenly makes everyone an expert on religion. A realization must be made that the Da Vinci Code is based on things we possibly know, but aren't sure, but quite probably could be true but not really.
Apparently by reading the Da Vinci Code in 2 weeks or so, I know more than historians who have been studying religion for years.
by Wingman, 1st Degree June 11, 2006
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vini

the most beautiful sexy indian woman in the world, who has a beautiful voice and who is a down right nymphomanic.
your just mad because your're not vini!
by lemonhead January 26, 2005
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Vinnie

a term to use when you do something really stupid. Usually makes you it in a lot of trouble.
Man, I just pulled a Vinnie

I got grounded because I pulled a Vinnie
by The K Kings September 2, 2010
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Vinnie

A loquacious, ridiculously intelligent, sometimes obnoxious, egregious smartass. The most awesome individual to (dub)step on this earth and say "Sweet Jesus, what the hell is wrong with humanity?" A person who is so versatile in their personality that you will never really figure them out. A gentleman of fortune to the likes of which shall not been seen ever again.
"Who the hell is Vinnie?"
"If you have to ask who Vinnie is, GTFO."
by yourface is a pseudonym October 15, 2011
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vini

A small oompa loompa like creature that feeds off of philosophy and coffee.
I went to Starbucks only to find a Vini attacking the waitress.
by Neil March 27, 2005
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da vinci code

A fictional digest of the notion that Jesus was actually a mortal human who lived and married and made babies and died as people do. The story suggests strongly that the Church usurped Jesus' following by misinterpreting and heavily editing the gospels. The notion is a threat to the Church which bases all its power and influence on the idea that Jesus was magical God being who had no faults and for some reason committed a suicidal sacrifice for the benefit of everyone.
The Da Vinci Code is the first level of detox for a soul weary of Christian mind control.
by Bronco May 17, 2006
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Vinicio

Is an amazing, handsome, intelligent guy who has amazing hair, is not an ugly ass dick, is not gay and can talk.
"Hey there's Vinicio, let's go talk to his because he's the best guy in town"
by nick2004 November 17, 2021
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