velocirapist

(n.)
Velocirapist (/vɨˈlɒsɨræpəst/; meaning "swift rapist") is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur rapist that lived approximately 75 to 71 million years ago during the later part of the Cretaceous Period.

Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Molestosaurus and Roofiehycthys, Velocirapist nevertheless shared many of the same anatomical features. It was a bipedal, feathered rapist with a long tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped phallus, which is thought to have been used to rape its prey.

A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velocirapist. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the rape comes. Not from the front, but from behind, from the other two rapists you didn't even know were there. Because Velocirapist's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated rape patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A six-inch retractable phallus. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He pounds at you here, or here...

by Neon Hotsie December 18, 2013

Christopher Velez

A hardworking and talented man who fight for his dreams! He is also funny and hot but at the same time handsome! And is part of CNCO.

Is Christopher Velez talented?

Of course!!! :)

by its.a.cncowner February 7, 2021

Velcro Gloves

Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.

Crikey mate my velcro gloves have warn through do you have a pair I can borrow?

by Jellyphant July 29, 2003

velvet goldmine

1. a weird david bowie song that rocks
2. a sexual organ
3. the coolest movie ever

i watched velvet goldmine for the five billionth time this morning

by mayura October 23, 2003

velda

The embodiment of complexity: both creative and destructive.

Velda,like Keats,understands the fall of a sparrow.

by velda harris January 11, 2004

Velvet Tongue

(n.) The ability to convince someone with elegance and grace instead of traditional persuasion.

He could not resist the queen's velvet tongue as she beckoned him to murder the king.

by Mottian January 28, 2019

Julien Velasquez

hot ass motherfucker. Mostly a mexican guy with a big dick and gives best head then any other guy. You need a julien in ur life.

Natalie: give me head
Julien : ok *gives head*
Natalie : *moans*
Natalie : this is the best head ever

Natalie : what’s your name again?
julien : julien Velasquez

by jaxielnumber1haterr August 22, 2022