jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.

-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!

by SS January 22, 2004

dit value

To do something, (predominately but not exclusively) under the influence of alcohol for the primary purpose of having a witty or amusing anecdote with which to regale your comtemporays.

I.e girl a to girl b:
"so then everyone else went to bed and I got a little drunk and ordered porn on my dad's credit card. You know its going to show up on his itemised bill and its going to take him less then 5 minutes to realise it isnt a site my bro would subscribe to."
girl b. "... gahhhh, gutted! why did you do that?"
girl a " I was bored ..."
girl b "and you're telling me for...?
Girl a "dit value."

by RoxyStar October 30, 2007

Bun Value

The value of sandwich bread, irrespective of what is in the actual sandwich. One may buy a sandwich for the bread alone and dispose of what's inside.

Tyrell: Dude, why would u buy hot dog and throw it out a second later?? Why the hell would u save the bun?!

Mo: I only bought it for the bun value, Im gonna use the bun to eat my chicken

by itaub1 February 16, 2010

Tesco Value

A word which originated from Tesco, their own items which are cheaper.

Now used by Roadmen to call peoples things cheap and low-quality.

Person 1 : Did you see Seulgis new car?
Person 2 : It's Tesco Value man

by TheNewKidInTheEnds June 7, 2018

two-valued

When the only outcome is either true or false. Uses to describe a logic.

"Is that a boy?", this is a two-valued logic since the only outcome is true or false.

by FesterTY December 27, 2018

Smr Value Pack

The 'Smr Value Pack' has transformed over the years, due to the immense weight gain of the Smr race, it is has evolved to the purchase of a hot dog and an ice tea with the occasional addition of a curly wurly.

Damn, I don't have enough for a Smr Value Pack!
That Smr really likes those Smr Value Packs

by Lord of Smr's November 24, 2019

great value squidward

The Walmart version of squidward from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Created by a guy on Tik Tok and got lots of fame from it.

I went to Walmart and they had Great Value squidward in a can for sale!

by Tootaleeni July 29, 2021