Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

valent

short for "valentine" aka "cupid" basically this is a guy who can help you through a tough breakup or anything like that. typically tends to be surrounded by more girls than guys. might give the impression that hes, but in no way is, gay. Great friend to both sexes when in a private or serious situation but can act out in public. might sometimes interest girls but not too much.

girl: thanks for helping me get over Jeff, your a great valent

by vortexwolf13 October 9, 2011

nick valensi

Guitarrista muy hermoso de los Strokes... que es una banda genial que recién ahora se está escuchando en latinoamérica

I CAN'T WRITE IN ENGLISH!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW!!! hehe... in ARGENTINA we love the strokes

by Dani Argentina April 23, 2004

Valencian Community

It's a region on the Spanish East Coast. It's highly known because of it's great beaches and tourist sights. It's got it's own laguage apart from Spanish which is Valencian. Catalans claim that Valencian is a dialect of Catalan, but most Valencians are anoyed about this because historically it's never been the same although it's got many things in common. The most tipical Valencian dish is Paella and the most tipical drink is Ortxata. People here tend to be quite fun and cheerful. As opposed to other regions in Spain which also have other laguages, people in Valencia tend to be very proud of their local land and also of their country. Fallas is the most important and famous "Fiestas" or in Valencian "Festes". These celebrations consist in burning large statues made throughout the year, these are burnt on the 19th of March on Saint Joseph's Day. From the 1st to the 19th of March people throw fireworks and attend firework displays like the Mascletà in the regional capital of Valencia. The city of Valencia is the third biggest city in Spain after Madrid and Barcelona.

Where's Valencia
In the Valencian Community

What can you do there?
You can...
Can you tell me in Valencian?
Si clar, el dia 19 de Març es pot vore l'última "Mascletà" de l'any i a més a més també es pot veure la "Cremà" que és de la nit del 19 al 20 de Març, fi del dia de Sant Josep.

by eddy97mix June 5, 2015

Valence

Valence means Phenomenal.
Valence is a kind of guy who is caring but also hardcore to reveal his true feelings. Usually into sports as football and basketball. He is a complete mixture of brain and strength. He is a type of friend anyone could wish for.

Who is the guy taking care of you
Ohh! That’s #Valence

Wow! He’s really caring

I know right

by Phenomenal10 January 2, 2020

Danny Valencia

Third basemen for the Minnesota Twins.

Synonyms: "The boy wonder"

Fan 1: "Golly, we're in a pinch! Who's this fresh faced kid up to bat... Danny Valencia?"

Fan 2: "That's no ordinary kid, that's the boy wonder!"

*walk-off RBI single*

Fan: "Gee whiz! You were right!"

by hennepininin September 2, 2010

green vale

a school on long island with the hottest girls and decent boys, where everyones lives revolve around which country club they belong to.

A typical green vale conversation;
Ashley: Hey who is this new girl?
Carie: Oh.. idk but i heard she goes to nassau
Ashley: Sirously?? That is like the wanna be creek which is like the wanna be piping!
Carie: ew

by fantabulous June 20, 2006