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Von Rausing
When one is inside a woman's vagina having sexual intercourse, and one carefully plucks a pubic hair without her noticing and places it upon your upper lip attaching with a small amount of pussy juice and horse semen. Because Von Rausing had a thin moustache and survived horse rape when he was 5 years old.
Von Rausing by Nickplo April 28, 2009
Von Hollio
A term used to describe the "good" dick that is received from a guy that ultimately leads a girl to become attached and gain the title of a "bottom bitch".
Guy #1 : "Ever since I gave her the Von Hollio, she'll do anything for me. "
Guy #2: I know right, that's ya bottom bitch now.
Guy #2: I know right, that's ya bottom bitch now.
Von Hollio by Mental_Enigma December 11, 2010
Von-St. Aubinomics
Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
Von-St. Aubinomics by Von St. Aubin March 5, 2011
Von'Chetta
N. (VAUN-chEh-tUh) an absolute bubbly, giggly, clumsy, lovable person. Breaks the ice in a room. usually extremely busy with having fun or caring for others. Takes deep interest in learning new things, traveling, poetry and music. modest. takes all by surprise. random. intelligence is usually detected by ability to communicate articulately. classic princess-like beauty. usually favors bright and deep colors contrasting colors like yellow and purple. Bold and frank with words. excessively passionate at times and quick witted. Someone you'll have a hard time forgetting.
Von'Chetta by pattycakebetty June 18, 2011
Von Schlieffen Plan
The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
Von Schlieffen Plan by Das Ginge December 18, 2011