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unfucktard

the act of un-fucktarding ones self
if i wanted to unfucktard myself i would take myself down to school and learn how adam and eve is a load of BULLSHIT.
unfucktard by volound September 22, 2010

unfuckwithable 

under the false impression that you are at the pinnacle, untouchable or otherwise impervious to any physical or verbal attack.
Chet's big 'unfuckwithable' tatoo got him beat-up at the local bar, then hassled and arrested by the cops, and finally hazed by the inmates in county jail. He might want to re-think that one.
unfuckwithable by sandspit December 29, 2009

Unfucktionate 

1)A situation where all was not well, sexually. This can apply to a dry spell or a sex session that went totally wrong

2) An individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.
1) "I didn't pull last night, AGAIN. I'm going through a really unfucktionate time of late"

"Laura puked when she tried deep throating me. That was unfucktionate.

2) "That creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unfucktionate"

"So I finally went to bed with Steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unfucktionate"
Unfucktionate by MagickDio February 5, 2010

Unfuckable

Someone that is incredibly disgusting and no one would ever have sex with, and it's basically a major turn off
That Bryan kid is a big turn off, unfuckable as hell

Unfuckwittable

Kid Cudi's song, "Unfuckwittable". From the hit album Indicud.
Scott: "Y-Y-You know that i'm unfuckwittable!"
What you say to a friend when something bad happened to them.


Pronounced 'ah-lug-ey' in a sluggish, slow voice to give retarded effect.
'Oh no my whole family just got shot' - person

'Unlucky' - you
Unlucky by Alex Blackburn January 21, 2004