Turkey Nuts

After you shoot your wad and are totally spent, your nut sack hangs low and loose.

Man, after last night with Jeanette I have a major case of turkey nuts

by Master Mike May 31, 2006

turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

Turkey Sub

A turkey sub is how we roll in P-town. A gesture of greeting, joy, or excitement. Involves one person giving a high-five and another giving them a fist. When the high-five meets the fist, the magic of the turkey sub is formed.

Was first developed when Person A had already committed too much to the high-five, and did not have time to adjust to Person B's rock, thus causing them to grab said person's rock and enclose it with the palm of their hand and shake it like an idiot.

Is most likely found when first meeting a stranger and not knowing their handshake methodology preference. Whatever they bring, just bring the opposite. If they bring the rock, give that rock a high-five! If they bring the high-five, bring the heat with your rock. Good times.

Can also be found in a 12-inch version.

Turkey Sub me!

by Leonard Washington June 1, 2004

Jive Turkey

Jive Turkey was a derogatory slang word in African American Vernacular English (Ebonics), used to refer to someone who was unreliable, made empty promises, or who was full of bluster. Several funk groups in the late 1960s and 1970s used the term, particularly the Ohio Players in songs such as "Jive Turkey" on the album Skin Tight from 1974. The insult became widely known in the 1980s, particularly via television comedies (e.g., The Jeffersons). The term has been used by later television characters (e.g., Homer Simpson) in order to demonstrate that they are out of touch with modern youth trends, culture, and language. The term was also used in the film Semi-Pro starring Will Ferrell and in Weird Science starring Kelly LeBrock 1985. "Jive turkey" also garnered attention in the movie Trading Places. Jive turkey, however, was already falling into disuse when it was spoken by "hip" television characters in the 1970s, such as George Jefferson. Jive turkey is also a quick step dance in Germany in the 1930s.

That Billy Madison sure is a jive turkey!

by nlc82 November 21, 2011

Turkeytron

From the Adult Swim show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Turkeytron is a robotic turkey sent from the year 9595 to retrieve a thanksgiving turkey who is apparently the great (x5) grandfather of GOBLOX, a turkey destined to lead a rebellion against master chickens in the future.

Turkeytron's stories are usually extremely long and characterized by his voice echoing, along with a cloud of fog or smoke billowing in to create a dramatic effect. The smoke is quickly dissipated whenever his stories are interrupted.

"This reminds me of... A SEVERLY LONG STORY (enter smoke) about how the chickens became a master race through a freak accident involving radiation and interestingly enough to me....marshmallow."

--Turkeytron

by miss mooseybear March 29, 2008

Turkey-Cock

A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.

Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.

by Mike badass November 5, 2009

talk turkey

it usually refers to speaking frankly, discussing hard facts, or getting down to serious business.

larry-"i'm not to sure if i want buy the ring for 2,500 cuz it has flaws"
tim-"there are no flaws in it, i had it checked myself"
larry-"well i seen better rings by another client"
tim-"lets talk turkey, the watch and ring for 6,000"
larry-"5,000"
tim-"NOW WE'RE GETTING SOME WHERE"

by x February 26, 2004