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tubing

Sex act involving two men where tube-shaped items are placed in the urethra in order to expand the size of the "japseye" hole. The tubes are increased in size daily/weekly over a period of months untill the penis-hole is large enough for the other man to insert his penis.
Dude, next week your cock-hole will be large enough for me to enter you.
by Mr T May 25, 2004
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A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.
Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.
by vaxt February 1, 2006
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Extreme Tubing

Extreme sport involving a quite large inner tube, and a pool to jump into. You jump off anything available, pull a crazy arial maneuver, stick it by landing in the pool safely on the tube.
Harold: Holy fuck! Did you see that! I pulled an inverted 180 Sky Scratcher!
Sean: Fuck yeah I saw that! Extreme Tubing rocks!
by benormous May 4, 2006
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face-tubing

The act of facebooking and youtubing at the same time. Often a form of procrastination used by students. The term originally came from a misuse of both the word facebook and youtube by linguistics professor Marcel Danesi at the U of T during an ANT100Y1Y lecture.
1. Yo stop face-tubing and get on msn!
by enterthematrix April 23, 2007
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Turning knobs

The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.
Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.
by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018
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Tunngle

Tunngle is a new word used to describe rude, worthless and irritating people. However Tunngle is also used to describe super awesome events, similar to using yeet or lit. Mixing this up in conversations can be very awkward, so be careful or you become the Tunngle.
So i was driving and this god damn Tunngle passes me. It's all gucci tho cuz i ran him off the road and it was so tunngle.
by TunngleDunghole September 12, 2018
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Tunaing

verb; to tuna; the action of entering a group chat , clowning everyone, and then leaving without a word.
Is he really tunaing the chat right now?
by KittyKatatonic September 25, 2020
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