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Tartle

A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone's name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.
Steve: Hi, Susan!
Susan: Hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . Steve! Sorry, I tartled there for a moment.
by lodedosdeensaladareal September 5, 2011
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tardy the turtle

A retarded turtle from the show Greg The Bunny.(It was cancelled after the first season.)
"Drumsticks can also be chicken!"-Tardy The Turtle
by brybry123458 October 6, 2005
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3 headed turtle

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.
"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.
by e873 December 3, 2009
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Turtle fuck

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.
Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!
by Jolecage June 18, 2008
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Turtle Meat

The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.
Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.
by I Jurcough January 24, 2009
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Title Fairy

A mythical being of undefined orgian, usualy found on Vbulliten based forums.
The Title Fairy is known to randomly change forum members user titles.
These changes can be humerous, postive, negative, or simply random. They can occur at anytime, and for any reason.
Hey, the Title Fairy changed my user title!
by Moppie February 21, 2008
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Turtle-Move

A gutsy attempt at completing some ill-advised feat of physical dexterity. While the attempt will most likely ultimately end in complete and utter failure (with the participant on his/her back, feet and arms in the air, like a TURTLE turned upside down), the fact that the feat was attempted in the first place will be celebrated.

What makes it a TURTLE-MOVE is an extremely low chance of success and an almost assuredly high rate of personal injury.
"Man.... that attempted 180 on the tightrope was a real TURTLE-MOVE!"

Can also be used as a warning to others - "Be careful out there.... no TURTLE-MOVES"
by 71spud August 6, 2009
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