tipsicated

The weird, in-between stage of being past tipsy, but not quite drunk and/or intoxicated.

How drunk were you last night?" "I was tipsy, what about you?" "Man I was past tipsy, I was tipsicated!

by girlwhoruehlstheworld December 21, 2010

Trip N Split

At the height of a party with a bunch of friends, all of the sudden one of your friends gets so wasted, he/she feels uncomfortable (for some reason or another), and leaves unannounced through the back door.

Homie 1: "Hey what the fuck happened to Tim?"
Homie 2: "I don't know, he probably trip n split."

by SocalRico January 23, 2013

Traps on

Traps on is the act of utilising your "traps" or trapezuis muscle when pleasuring a female with only your hands (hand shandy). When your forearms seize up, your traps will be there to help.

"i was getting traps on last night"
"my forearms were so knackered i had to engage the traps"

by The Trap King March 7, 2014

Trip to Belize

Saul Goodman referencing killing someone

“Have you given any thought to sending him out on a trip to Belize?” - Saul Goodman, “Breaking Bad”

by Gaul Soodman July 11, 2022

Split Trip

1. (N) A very unfortunate event in which a simple trip to the restroom turns into a calamity of extreme proportions. The split trip occurs when a man is at the urinal enjoying an exhilarating piss and unexpectedly a mud butt blast escapes, possibly resulting in soiled underpants. To be safe, one is often required to shuffle gingerly into the nearest stall to perform a visual inspection, and/or the finger test. This extra trip to the stall constitutes the split trip.

2. (V) The act of split tripping oneself.

1. Devin only had a few minutes between meetings so he quickly went to the restroom to take a leak. Unfortunately, a catastrophe ensued and the simple trip turned into a split trip. Devin had shatted upon himself on accident.

2. Poor Phammy... He was pushing so hard at the urinal he not only ruptured a blood vessel in his eyeball, he also split tripped in his favorite bikin briefs.

by S. Bruno October 30, 2008

thanks tips

A sarcastic reply to someone's pointless, obvious statement. Can be said with varying degrees of snark or nastiness, depending on situation

Origin uncertain. May come from the 'helpful tips' supplied by computer programs and similar.

Lucy walks in out of the rain, soaked to the skin.
Dennis: Wow, you're soaking wet!
Lucy: Thanks tips! I hadn't noticed even though my hair is dripping all over your floor!

by StalkerTime January 28, 2009

Tipster

An attendee to Duke University's Talent Identification Program and had to have scored above a 540 in Math or Verbal on their SATs. Ages ranging from 13 to 17.

The tipster spent most of his time studying and was able to snag a 700 on his Verbal SATs at the age of 14.

by Tipster October 2, 2005