Bannya, Vodka & Tractor

The Best medicine for CoVid in opinion of Old Plesh (Alexander Lukashenko) .

Bannya is a national bath-house, where people washing in high hot temperatures. Nowadays in Belarus, Russia and Slavs countries Bannya is commonly atribute of village people, because often is the one traditionay way to clean up.

The Lukashenko meant that village people dont get the CovId coz they have no time to think about it, and laughing saying add that "village people use their medicine...it's vodka,tractor and bannya".
such manner of saying tells his attitude to t he village people: who only rides on tractor (coz tractor is the property of state farm where village people works, but they have no in property the own car, or just have no time to ride their cars, coz all time they drink vodka and work), drink vodka much and wash only at bannya coz have no comfortables bath-room at home, coz their houses are old

Lukashenko: More often clean up the hands, have a meal in time. I'm not alcoholic, but joking latest time a little that by vodka not only clean the hands,but..drink also to poison the virus. But not at job! Chineese advice us that virus dies about +60 degrees centigrade...The pleasure is to watch TV:tractor people work, nobody know about viruses. Tractor heals everybody! Bannya, Vodka & Tractor!

by KlausBorski October 21, 2020

kentucky tractor pull

When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them

We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull.

by webbywebb April 27, 2014

butt tractor

A homosapien's penis that frequently plows anus.

Also see "Ass Farmer" for the owner of such "Butt Tractor."

Careful not to drop the soap, you you might find a butt tractor lining you up!

by Steve__ July 14, 2005

toorak tractor

Colloqial term to describe a 4WD vehicle. Its a light hearted poke at the fact that the four wheel drive vehicle will most likely never see the off road, and only the uptown suburb of Toorak in Melbourne, Australia.

Check out that toorak tractor... it's probably never even been dirty.

by funnelbc February 3, 2005

Black Tractor

The act of dipping ones hand in hot tar and anally penetrating someone with the tar covered fist.

"Oh man, I have a constant wedgie because I got black tractored last night and my underwear keep sticking to the left over tar in my ass."

by Mornosh March 17, 2009

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.

Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Fuzzy Tractor

when you are having gay sex with or on top of a big, hairy naked man, and as you climax, you donkey punch him REALLY hard...and then while you are still inside him, you ride his unconscious body down a ski slope, or the closest flight of stairs.

DUDE, when you fuzzy tractor'd your boyfriend yesterday, he went out the door! is he okay??

by herkaderka February 23, 2011