Timber

A amazing girl who is very lovable, loves the out doors, a class clown, guys never stop thinking about her.she's the country type loves hunting. She's always looking for a good time with anyone you wanna find someone like her she will make the perfect girlfriend.

Guy1- bro my girlfriend is such a timber
Guy2-i wish my girlfriend was a timber

by Tink💕 January 17, 2018

Timber wolf

The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.

You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*

by Keturah November 20, 2009

timber wagon

Timber= poop so there for timber wagon is a poop wagon

At gym Kylie was being a big timber wagon

by Bobby senduel April 12, 2014

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Timber Doodle

A quick sexual rendezvous amongst hunters who meet each other in the woods by happenstance.

I was out deer hunting, and I came across this guy who called himself Sunshine, we had a fantastic Timber Doodle and then went upon our ways.

by TFFF5dd232323 November 22, 2025

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat July 31, 2019