swollen colon

When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.

That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.

by sikwill October 20, 2005

Swollen Knuckle

The act of pinching one's scrotum between the fingers so a testicle is forced out between the knuckles, resulting in an apparent swollen knuckle.

Dude, I think I broke my finger. (Looking down at Swollen Knuckle) No wait, its just my testicle.

by Phibernaut June 27, 2009

Swalla Back

A greeting used among friends.

Hey Greg, Swalla Back!

by Swal Lo Bac February 11, 2010

swolay

1. A versatile adjective used to illustrate one of many characteristics of or relating to the swagger of a college kid.

2. an overly enthusiastic expression of one's current state of swag.

3. A level of intoxication that can only be reached on shutter island.

1. Damn girl let me get your number, you lookin extra swolay tonight.

2. Swolay!

3. Bro, those 20 jello shots got me feelin swolay.

by [e-mail] April 19, 2011

Swolly Effect

When someone does something so retarded you start to question life.

How did he fuck that up so bad? it's the Swolly Effect.

by lynxist January 25, 2020

Swoll

The act of masturbating especially in regions related to Champaign, Illinois.

"Man, I've been studying all day. Do you mind if I go get swoll on your couch and then take a nap?"

"Get iiiiit! I'll make you some coffee from glo j when you wake up"

by Champaign's finest August 9, 2012

Team Swoll

A group of legit ass homies getting buff as fuck

Today Chris, Mark, Robert, Nick, and Eddie were at the gym getting there team swoll on.

by The man 97665235532 September 26, 2010