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Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.
Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!
by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009
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Steven Segal

1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.
Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...

I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.
by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008
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Steven L. Anderson

An asshole (possible closet case) preacher from Arizona, hates Jews, women, gays and nearly everything and everyone in existence. Also, has a weird, creepy obsession with Justin Bieber.
Guy: Saw some wacko preacher going off about how women shouldn't be liking "faggoty actors", he listed many people who aren't gay in real life...
Guy 2: Oh, that's Steven L. Anderson, don't listen to him.
by Voldemario June 15, 2015
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cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.
"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."
by Tavis February 14, 2006
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Steven on a Jet Plane

Being so drunk that you start making up random words to your favorite songs.
Person One: What's everyone laughing at?
Person Two: Oh that girl over there is so drunk that she's Steven on a jet plane to Abba's Dancing Queen
by barbershopnut February 19, 2010
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Steven Gawking

The creepy mouth-breather guy at the mall who sits motionless & stares at young girls at the food court while drooling on himself.
OMG, Melissa. Pull up your shirt, Steven Gawking over there
by mikebellman October 29, 2011
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Steven X

A hero of legend who is a certified rhyme sayer who get all the sexy senoritas and slays ugly hoes with ass hole remarks
Steven X is a ballin ass nigga I want to hop on his Johnson
by That sexy girl November 6, 2011
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