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Snatch Bandit

Someone who can't keep his hands off other mens women
Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......
by Hograt September 6, 2009
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snatchalicious

1. a vagina that's so tasty, you've got to tell somebody about it.
2. a pussy that tastes so good you've got to have more
As in, "That gal is snatchalicious."

"That hot chick tastes so good. She's snatchalicious!"
by M2L8 February 9, 2010
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Snatch Burn

1: The effect on a penis from entering an unlubricated vagina. It is an extremely painful abrasion on the head of the penis resulting from a woman insisting that you penetrate her before she has confirm that her snatch isn't dehydrated.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.
Todd or Tadd or something preppy like that-"First she gave me horrible snatch burn cause she was in such a hurry to get it in her, then she dripped on my sheets and left a huge snatch burn"
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
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Snatch Twenty Pooh

The scenario when defacation smells so bad that the pooher is left with the choice of (a) being sick in his mouth and swallowing the vomit or (b) vomiting into the toilet that is housing the foul-smelling pooh...
Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!

Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
by arab_joe January 25, 2011
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Snatchass

(noun) When a guy or girl has been pounded in the ass so many times that his/her asshole looks like a really loose vagina. side effects include but are not limited to spontaneous and uncontrollable shitting and namecalling.
I've been fucked so many times in the ass that i suffer from Snatchass.
by leven it up11 February 8, 2012
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Snatch boat

Performing cunnilingus and motor boating boobs at the same time
by Goodtogo May 27, 2014
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snatchat

A photo of a woman's vagina sent via snapchat. A chick's version of a dickpic
Girl: Wow, I just got a Brazilian wax and it hurt like hell.
Boy: Can I check that out?
Girl: No, but I'll send you a snatchat if you buy me dinner.
by shreknball June 16, 2014
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