Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......
by Hograt September 6, 2009
Get the Snatch Bandit mug.1. a vagina that's so tasty, you've got to tell somebody about it.
2. a pussy that tastes so good you've got to have more
2. a pussy that tastes so good you've got to have more
by M2L8 February 9, 2010
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1: The effect on a penis from entering an unlubricated vagina. It is an extremely painful abrasion on the head of the penis resulting from a woman insisting that you penetrate her before she has confirm that her snatch isn't dehydrated.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.
Todd or Tadd or something preppy like that-"First she gave me horrible snatch burn cause she was in such a hurry to get it in her, then she dripped on my sheets and left a huge snatch burn"
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
Get the Snatch Burn mug.The scenario when defacation smells so bad that the pooher is left with the choice of (a) being sick in his mouth and swallowing the vomit or (b) vomiting into the toilet that is housing the foul-smelling pooh...
Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!
Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
by arab_joe January 25, 2011
Get the Snatch Twenty Pooh mug.(noun) When a guy or girl has been pounded in the ass so many times that his/her asshole looks like a really loose vagina. side effects include but are not limited to spontaneous and uncontrollable shitting and namecalling.
by leven it up11 February 8, 2012
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Get the Snatch boat mug.Girl: Wow, I just got a Brazilian wax and it hurt like hell.
Boy: Can I check that out?
Girl: No, but I'll send you a snatchat if you buy me dinner.
Boy: Can I check that out?
Girl: No, but I'll send you a snatchat if you buy me dinner.
by shreknball June 16, 2014
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