stachitude

The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.

"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"

by Perlith February 2, 2009

stop searching your name on urban dictionary

Please stop, we dont care what your name means in urban dictionary

please stop searching your name on urban dictionary. get some help

by aevin March 15, 2017

dont search this

who in the right mind (or who is bored) would search "don't search this" in the search bar?

wow, dan is such a virgin he searched up... dont search this

by nobody-12 November 25, 2018

ego search

To perform a search for one's own name, or especially their online nickname, using any search engine on the World Wide Web. -also called ego surfing. See also "googling"

She was mackin on me until I got up and went to my computer and googled our names together and then she told me, "I don't like boys who hafta ego search; that's tired."

by ginger petunia October 24, 2003

bowl searching

The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.

"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."

"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"

"He's probably bowl searching."

by A bowl searcher November 23, 2011

Twilight Stache

Occurs while eating out a woman's vagina when she is on her period.

John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.

Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!

by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009

Cavity Search

Similar to a strip search but instead of being searched on the external parts of your body, cavity searches are searches on the inside of your anus canal. It is common when Police Officers or Border Patrol suspect someone of carrying drugs, weapons, or money inside of their bodies.

Jose: My cousin Santos is an American citizen so he tried to bring Juan to America through the border but the they did a cavity search on Santos and they found Juan inside his ass esse.

by killer_taco June 16, 2008