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stapleton

Someone who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name Daniel.
Dammit Stapleton, get your hands out of your pants!
by Mr. Stabby April 20, 2005
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Staples

The ill-est office supply store ever. The people in the copy center are usually pretty mad, and the people doing stock are usually goofing off. Overall, a loving business.
J-Boogie wears her new neon eyeliner at Staples!
by KS-Boogie December 30, 2008
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Rebekah Stabler

Generally a sweaty gypsy who hasnt had a wash for many fortnights, likes to lick windows and lamposts.

Usually can be seen with a cold sore/love bite on her eyelid, and with illuminous grotty lips.

Hated mostly by everyone especially her teachers, mainly because shes a bit retarded.

Has an imaginary friend named Mohammed who she talks to on a regularly basis.

She lurks around the sewers and swamps waiting for her next meal to arrive, while she waits she sharpens her teeth and toenails.
'Omg look at that Rebekah Stabler going into the sewer, shes dirty'

'Wow everyone can see Rebekah Stabler in the dark with those bright lips'

'Urgh i think i can smell Rebekah Stabler, she needs a wash.'-
by Iya Sxc January 17, 2011
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stapleton

a mooch or a person who takes more than they deserve.
that dude is such a stapleton
by Chris February 5, 2005
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PROZACK STAPLE

A kick ass band from Skagit Valley, WA. Opened for Slayer during Jagerfest '04.

Awesome moshing music!
Dude 1: Did you see The Fray last night?

Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!
by arekushi July 1, 2008
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Staplerred

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.
dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!
by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013
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StaplerSexual

When you really need some staples on your minuscule dick
Man I’m feeling so staplersexual right now
by M money and big k February 18, 2022
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