Spongeaphobia

Afraid that SpongeBob is going to kill you.

Adam has Spongeaphobia.

by Axl Pose March 1, 2008

Spongebob Dodecahedronpants

Any person wearing pants shaped like a 12-sided polyhedron.

"I freaked out my mom with my dodecahedronpants. "

"Some guy asked for my autograph when I was wearing my dodecahedronpants because he thought I was Chris Farley."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

Fun Sponge

The character Freddie Mclair from the television show Skins.

Cook: And why didn't we invite Freddie?
JJ: Cause he's a Fun Sponge
Cook: You got it

by seemejudgingyou September 8, 2009

Clunge Sponge

Tampon

Once a month she reached for her trusty clunge sponge to avoid any unsightly Mexican lipsticks

by Das Clunge April 21, 2009

Sponge

Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 15, 2007

Spongebawls

A funny name for Spongebob in the famous Grandma's Kisses spoof.

Whip out your sack I'll be back in a sec Spongebawls.

by iTzJSw4g June 12, 2011

Sponey

Money that is already allocated to something else and essentially already spent before recieving it.

John: How's your new job going Noah? Heard you’re making lots of money?

Noah: Yeah right… making sponey, got mad bills to pay.

by IkeTurnt July 18, 2022