sploff

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

diet spliff

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.

"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."

by Ian Bailey April 1, 2007

sluffin

equivalent to straight fuckin up.

dawg, your sluffin

by notty_scotty June 11, 2010

spliff

a joint;
specifically, a cone shaped joint that is somewhat large and impressively rolled.

(when presenting)
el spliff!

by spliff master June 9, 2003

Sluffing

To be lazy or mess up on something

person1- "hey can you grab that for me"

person2- sure dude (breaks whatever it is he is grabbing)

person1- aww man your sluffing!

by Goat_Killer044 July 22, 2010

sluffing

UK slang word for menstruation,

You wont be eating any muffin
When her womb has started sluffing
-Amateur Transplants

by Mr Moz January 12, 2008

splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love December 26, 2008