splong

A crude smoking device resembling a bong into which spliffs are placed.{hybrid of spliff and bong)

by antiplod May 26, 2003

Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

Splongcat

A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

by Ano Nymous March 6, 2008

Dick splint

An apparatus used so that a flaccid dick can be used for sex

I couldn't get it up so I made a dick splint

by Bagosh October 18, 2010

sploit

It's like an exploit, but leeter!

Dude, did you hear about that new sploit? I sploited fifteen thugs with it in half an hour!

by allio September 17, 2003

splinter cell

When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.

Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!

by jjooeerr May 16, 2006

splorting

To splort or the act of splorting, is when a man/woman orgasms so hard, the sound of the cum leaving the urethra can be heard.

Dan: Ugh, she stuck her finger in my butt and hit the G-Spot just right. I was splorting so hard.

by MazinLaw14 March 5, 2017