Splatterin

When you and ya girl cum at the same time and and cum explodes everywhere

Fuck, our son splatterin all over the place

by Bdb Big Dick Bro June 18, 2019

splatter bomb

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.

yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up

by footlongdick March 10, 2022

Splatshitpiss

When you piss a chunk of jizz, then poop a massive, sticky, smelly piece of poo. (Sometime this poo catches on to your booty hair.) It sticks to the toilet and your mom will scream in terror of this monstrous being.

Mom: Hey son, why is there a muddy rock in our toilet? And why is it so smel- OH MY GOD!

Son: mom it is a splatshitpiss

by Prirndurbebd April 7, 2022

Splatterchatting

The act of masturbating during a call

they where splatterchatting all night

by JDA2910 August 14, 2022

Doodoo Splatter

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.

Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

Chicken Splatter

Slang term for semen, jizz, cum, sperm

Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee

Tadhg - How did you get on with that girl last night?

Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent

by Storesledge3000 July 6, 2016