splarred

Broken down. Shattered

The building was so splarred that the mortar on the bricks was crumbling

by moomoocowdoo April 27, 2022

Splorp

To look at one's own explore page on Instagram.

I'd spent so long splorping I was late for my lesson.

I'm gonna splorp my insta and see what's new.

by Bignizzle June 15, 2022

Slarping

The act of shitting while you’re sleeping.

Oh rats, I’ve been caught slarping the bed again!

by Cum fuk mi nao June 18, 2022

Sklarpete

The ancient gods, Pete, and Sklarp, that roamed the galaxy far before the human race. The knowledge and effect on the space time continuum are still unknown. Widely acclaimed Sklarpete researcher, Shaq, has been able to open rifts into different dimensions and timelines using Pete's power. Sklarp currently remains dormant but research suggests a possible awaking of Sklarp's true inner power.

Femur: Did you hear what happened to Andrew Smith?!
Shaq: Yea, the dark lords kidnapped him, but me and Sklarpete are going back in time to save him.

by ShaqAttac June 21, 2022

splartz

A minor annoyance, something not quite right, that most people would just live with. An inconvenience small enough to discourage serious investment from organizations be solved, but something that still could be improved.

The railing not having smooth edges is such a splartz.

by Mr_IO October 5, 2022

Splap

Splap meaning “Shit” in other words, is the wetter version of poop that ends up splatting all over the bowl. Usually smelling worse.

I just took a big fat Splap, it went everywhere this time.

by peepeeee January 6, 2023

Splaress

A word used to express you splunking distress at something.

Wow, I'm splaress at the state of affairs I'm experiencing currently.

by Doing this to prove a point. February 23, 2023