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The sound a wet cock makes when it hits a chick in the face.
the slarp from my cock hitting her face could be heard all through the quad.
by Anonymous August 06, 2003
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Hey Baby, why don't you go get your broadsword and we'll SLARP it up in this bitch... magic missle! pew pew!
by optikalsaint July 11, 2011
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v. to get ever so tired, and thus nearing sleep, feel sensations tending towards snugging: slarping (to sleep), slarpy (sleepy), slarps (sleepiness).
(yawning) "Dearest, it's half past snuggle time, are you ready to slarp?"
by Cat Palace December 22, 2008
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To cup a fart with your hand and slap someone in the face.
"Dude, I just slarped Mike and he puked all over my shoe."
by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005
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A pervierions of the word slop. Used to sexually describe a person. Generally regarded as more derogatory than slop or sloppy.
Kachinka has a really slarpy cooch, its positively festering!
by Amatt X. Graveus December 12, 2003
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