alien spaceship

During sex when you ejaculate you take the jizz and rub it on somebodys face with your hands.

Mike: Hey how was sex with Maria last night?
Tom: It was great, I even alien spaceshipped her!

by monkeyfruk June 6, 2009

queen of spades

The queen of spades is one of the 52 cards that is in a normal neck of cards.

In the game hearts, she can be a real pain to get because she is worth 13 points, which you would not want to get.

I hate when I get that bitch in hearts

by lunar shadows December 30, 2004

spaceship boy

When you're high as fuck

Hey spaceship boy, how many joint did you smoke ?

by Ouink December 14, 2017

Fat Spats

The layer of fat which drapes from the ankle around the circumference of the foot. Derived from "spat", meaning a cloth or leather gaiter covering a shoe upper, fastened with a strap.
Akin to "cankle".

Allison knew that she had eaten too many pogos when she saw her fat spats in the mirror.

by Cankle Cops March 18, 2009

flamingo spaceship

when you smash the pussy so fast and hard the flesh turns into carbon steel.

Bro: Dude you know lex?

Broseph: yeah man! you smashed!

Bro: Dude, her pussy... a flamingo spaceship

by matachula July 9, 2016

date the states

a game that people play to try and go out on a date with someone from every state in the United States. Only one date is needed and it has to be their home state. foreign people are wild cards and can be placed in any state.

Girl 1: did you go out with Jon? he's from Nevada.
Girl 2: Yeah I did! now i just need Oregon!
Girl 1: awesome! We are so good at date the states!

by lfhgaj April 6, 2009

Taking Off Skates

Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.

Ah man, after sitting on that terrible wooden chair all day, this sofa is like taking off skates.

by CoolGuyRandall July 7, 2009