fucking spatula

(n.) phrase to yell during road rage to confuse the hell out of someone. (n.) tool used in cooking, like a grilled cheese.

driving woman: " learn how to drive asshole!!!!!!"
Jay: " shut up you fucking spatula!!"

by christinapian August 9, 2006

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Spate

1. Spate can be an alternative term to sex
2. Spate also means to play a prank on someone
3. You can also Spate yourself, by accidentally causing grief to yourself after performing an act.
4. Spate can be used as a curse word.

1. Did you Spate roger last night?
2. Spate your mate!
3. Losing the ball in football, then the opposition scoring.
4. After making a mistake shouting spate

by BUFC June 14, 2011

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spatshank

cool, sik, fuckin bad, good

your girlfriend is spatshank

by shaun pryce January 14, 2004

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spatjack

To cum onto somebody; to do a cumshot.

Ouch! You spatjacked in my eye you cunt!

by Bradders1011 November 9, 2006

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spaten scale

A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.

drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.

drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.

totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!

drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.

drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.

by janitorforfree April 11, 2008

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