swaggot

A lad that thinks he has swag, but is a complete faggot. The lad may walk like he has peed his pants - this is a typical sign of someone who thinks they have swag, but instead look like idiots.

Person 1:
"Hey, that guy is walking so stupidly, and what's with all the hair product?!"

Person 2:
"What a swaggot!"

by ktstz October 13, 2013

Swaggot

Used by people with so much swag that they cannot use proper term "faggot," which is what they really intended, so instead, "faggot" becomes "swaggot."

Tommy: "Hey MJ, wanna teach me some neat moves?!"
Michael Jordan: "Don't be such a swaggot"
Tommy: ...

by csbandthefirecrotch February 10, 2014

swaggot

A kid that wears skinny jeans, wears snap backs, and constantly says swag as if they actually have any... but they clearly don't.

Look at that kid with a knit cap, plaid shorts, and an LRG shirt!

Oh my god, and those retro shades? What a swaggot!

by allenjr16 May 14, 2014

Swaggot

Someone who has a TON of swag, but uses absolutely none of it and instead of getting action, just gets hugs from all the girls everyday.

Guy 1: dude why doesn't he ask samantha out already and get it on? She said she likes him!
Guy 2: He's a swaggot and he would rather get retarded hugs.
Guy 1: Exactly why everyone thinks he's gay.

by Turtlepoooooo222 October 3, 2011

Slaggot

A combination of the words "slut" and "faggot" An insult used to call someone a "slutty faggot" with the use of one powerhouse of a word.

Made popular after its use in the TV series trading spouses "Shes not a Christian! Gargoyle's! Slaggot!!!
or
"Hey faggot you need to watch how slutty you act your one bj away from slaggot vill"

by Be-SHARP January 13, 2009

spaggon waggon

a vehicle that hold a large amount of retarded people, of any change, this will be used when one of a kind ' special ' people needs a way of transport. can be spotted by either the big yellow bus or hearing the recongiable noices from miles always such ah 'HIIYAHH'

'get back on ur spaggon waggon, you window licker.'

by i.Jizzed.In.Your.Mum.YAH April 4, 2010

spaghotti

Spaghetti to go, preferably in a red solo cup with a plastic fork.

Zack Olson had the munchies but didn't have time to sit down and eat, so he grabbed a cup of Spaghotti and brought it on the boat for some egg wagon (big walleye) fishing.

by MenoDrive September 5, 2017