schuey

Schuey. A very unpopular, ugly and stupid person who has a brother. A dog that someone calls schu barker cause it looks like chewie and hangs out with his mates under a lift

Oh shit mate it’s schuey

by Mike Madeline Johann March 18, 2018

Dirty Schultz

Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.

Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.

by Cowboymac12 December 7, 2007

Schuck'ed Out

To become blackout drunk while tracking sea gull doodie in efforts to win a bet that none of his buddies will pay, then get dressed up in a Kmart suit and proceed to lose your life savings at the casino like Nicholas Cage in "Leaving LasVegas" while trying to convince your girlfriend "I'm really under control". Finally fumble around the Mexican Resturant until someone takes you home, then get a ride with a nieghbor to pick up your truck in the morning like a little bitch.

Man, I don't know what happened, I had a couple draft beers and got all Schuck'ed Out, and know I'm just a lazy fajita smelling piece of shit!

by Scott Schuck May 14, 2008

Schultz

to shit your pants.

Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.

by rdfyerytrw January 23, 2010

schuesslered

Most often found as an adjective or an adverb, schuesslered means to be hosed, non-functional or jacked up. Can also be used as a verb.

Hey broseph, you really schuesslered that presentation!

The Tribeca Film Festival got schuesslered by bad weather.

by Rock Chalk Jayhawk June 29, 2007

schuler

N. A mooch; someone who wants something for free; a freeloader.
V. To mooch; to freeload.

Last time I invited him along, all he did was schuler all weekend.

He wouldn't buy his own Corn Nuts? What a schuler!

by vespa September 29, 2005

Schultiness

full out, balls to the walls, hard core

dude serious ass kicking Schultiness

by Nancy "Dirty Sanchez" July 5, 2009