Blargal Snarf

The threory that explains everything that is not Blargal Snarf

...too complacated for an example

by TJ January 11, 2004

snarf

a man who sniffs women's bicycle seats on humid days.

"...you are a snarf."

by j.a.r July 12, 2006

Snarfleropterpusopelisium

(n) A nickname given to concert halls and venues with names like "Palladium" or "Avalon."

Dude, were you at the show last night?" "What show?" "The one down at the Snarfleropterpusopelisium, it was crescent fresh.

by Great Bonfuego May 27, 2010

snarfle

This is when a dog comes up to your face and kinda sniffs but gets wet dog nose on you and a little bit of slobber. This happens often when you sleep on a couch around a larger dog.

Eww dude, your dog keeps snarfling my face

Pooch, don't snarfle me!

by Kate Mossberg December 10, 2008

Scerf

A cute and obscure way of saying scarf. Children often use this term before they properly begin to speak.

It has made a comeback though, and in some areas of Canada it has replaced the outdated term "scarf" nearly completely.

"Why must hipsters wear scerfs in the winter?"

"Hey! Pass me my scerf it is fraking winding outside today... brrr...."

by BlackKaida March 2, 2010

snarfunkle

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.

Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

by Dr. Bloogenburger June 7, 2011

sniff n snarf

to place a hot dog in a vagina or rectum and allow the family dog or a freinds dog to nibble at the exposed treat

while camping my freinds dog was annoying me so I decided to place a hot dog up my turd cutter, and allow him to eat it. the resulting sound was sniff...sniff... snarff...snarff hence when I was asked what all the laughter was all I could say was sniff n snarf

by piss weak January 16, 2008