Crum snatcher

someone who shows up to catch a free smoke session

damn johnny crum snatcher smoked the last of my sack

by tom hoyle March 14, 2006

Filtch Snatcher

A Disappointment.
A Waste Of Egg And Sperm.
A Creep Ass.

Don't Be A Filtch Snatcher.
Your Such A Filtch Snatcher.

by Nicole C. & Lindsey D. February 2, 2009

craddle snatcher

A man who dates a younger woman. A woman who that is way too young for him. As if he snatched her from her craddle as a baby. A male version of a cougar.

Larry King is such a craddle snatcher.

by Chalom September 13, 2010

Body-Snatcher

The people who show up on death scenes and dead body calls to help the coroner move the deceased.

"Thank God for the Body-Snatchers, no way I'm moving that bloated maggot man after he's been marinating in the summer heat for a week."
"Do you know how hard it is to get dead guy juices out of a bulletproof vest? That's why cops let the body-snatchers move the victims on a death call."

by Officer C November 8, 2018

Crum Snatcher

What a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a meat hook or dick skinner.

Get that filthy crum snatcher out of my face before I rip your head off and shove it down your throat.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

wang snatcher

a person who hides their homosexual urges to a point where they can no longer take it and in an impulse thought grab out at someones penis and pretend it was an accident.the feel of a thick juicy cock in their hands surpresses the urge for awhile until it becomes too much and they go on the prowel to steal their friends innocence

guy:hey man i invited moyz to the party
guy2:fuck dude hes a total wang snatcher
guy:fuck as in he has a subdued urge for cock ?
guy2:for real dude ,for real

by axe master August 31, 2006

Weiner Snatcher

Someone Who Steals your pee-peee while ur in a public restroom

I was Sitting on the toilet when the WEINER SNATCHER walked up behind me.....i busted a cap in his ass

by ub3rn00b3r September 23, 2004