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smushing

making out. snogging. kissing. tongueing. does not, and I repeat does NOT, include any other sexual actions.. simple as that (;
scenario 1

girl 1: oh my jonas - have you smushed him yet?
girl 2: oh my jonas - I want to be but not yet

girl 2 runs off crying

scenario 2

guy 1: nick is gonna bash you in for smushing his girlfriend
guy 2: I know - but totally worth it

guy 1 and guy 2 high five
by VintageSocks February 3, 2010
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Munching

When two people find a dead pregnant lady. Guy 1 puts his mouth on her pussy, guy 2 jumps on her stomach; guy 1 then eats the baby coming out
Guy 1: Dude, me and kev went munching
Guy 2: WTF, that is disgusting
by YourNeighborhoodSpiderMan October 12, 2011
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The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.
Stop slonching at the dinner table
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Munching orange

the not so annoying cousin of the hot television character annoying orange
man: "hey have you ever heard of munching orange"
female: " you mean annoying orange right,
man: ye

fun fact the longest sentence a monkey has said is "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." pretty pogger
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Munching

"munching" formally known as "mingling" is when girls act sexy in front of you to get attention. Their motive is to make others feel jealous and to get you to spend more money on them. It's typically seen at bars and is annoying as fuck. These girls offer nothing to society and will only have sex with you once they have you under their fucking finger. Stay away from girls who are munching.
"Hey todd did you ever get that girls number last night?"
"No she was fucking munching so I punched her in the camel toe"
by 24Jumpstreet22 December 19, 2014
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Carpet Munching Baby

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby
Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby
by Aleishajade January 12, 2009
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munching monkey

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.
by Rob Porter December 24, 2007
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