Bone Slider

The act of two women (FFM) performing a Fellatio as a threesome.
One woman lies between the other woman's legs and rests her weight on the bottom woman's pubic bone, missionary position. The man kneels beside them and slides his penis between their cheeks while they kiss to warm up their lips. Now you have one woman on top of the penis kissing it and licking it sideways while the other is doing the exact same thing but she's underneath working the bottom of the penis. Both women must work together as a team simultaneously to give maximum results. They both begin by kissing the shaft and the balls, slowly sliding their tongues and lips towards the tip of the penis where they both quickly flick the tip with their tongues. One woman takes in the head of the penis while the other takes in his balls and sucks them gently then with slight pressure pop them out. They both keep on sliding their tongues and mouths across the penis in long motions, when they reach the tip they both simultaneously slide their lips without using their tongue overzealously across the head around twenty times then flick the tip using their tongues. If the man is adventurous, both women can suck on an ice block and continue working the penis. One can suck the penis while the other sucks his balls and massages his perineum and the outside of his anus using her manicured fingers. The women continue to slide that boner sideways by sucking, licking, flicking, scoffing, pecking and munching it until he orgasms.

Sean: "I had the best bone slider ever last night"
Tom:"Your so lucky!"
Sean: "I sure am, we had a threesome. Those girls blew me away."

by Peeweecock October 10, 2017

Kentucky Slider

When you drag your balls across a girls face, from top of chin to top of forehead, in one slow paced motion.

I gave her a Kentucky Slider

by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020

Mississippi slider

The act of jumping out of, or off of, a moving vehicle faceplanting and sliding down the road rather than rolling.

“I might just jump out of the car.”
“Remember to roll.”
“Nope, we’re going for the faceplant today.”
“Ah the ol’ Mississippi slider.”

by sssff July 16, 2021

penis slider

a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.

also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.

guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*

guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS

by Jmurr227 October 15, 2021

South Dakota Slider

The South Dakota Slider is preformed the same way as the Baltimore Backdraft. However, instead of blowing the feces out of the funnel, the individual runs out of air, and the feces slides down his/her throat, usually resulting in vomiting.

I had to call into work today telling them I was sick, hopefully they do not find out I was sick form a South Dakota Slider.

by cubsfan0147 October 15, 2009

sluterella

Terms of endearment for a whore, slut, skank, as a proper noun. Usually replacing a female's name in conversation that people already know.

Sluterella, my neighbor, is bar hopping and bringing her clients home. Sluterella does this while her children are home. Sluterella also has a drug and alcohol problem. Perhaps Sluterella is a canidate for mother of the year.

by hollyberries January 11, 2009

Studerbag

1) A very small bag of ice.
2) To be drunk and obnoxious.

1) Ben we have three cases and all you could get was a five pound bag of ice.
2) How did he leave the concert more drunk than when we got there. He's completely studerbagged.

by Hairy Balls October 19, 2008