Slumpy

A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.

I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.

by John 999996 October 18, 2008

damn skimpy

adjective for someone who doesnt fully cover themselves and or pulls theyre pants so tight they have cameltoe

those clothes are damn skimpy

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

stumpy

someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump

little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy

by DinkyDizzy May 23, 2005

Slumpy

adjective; To describe an undesirable outcome of an event. Also this word can be substituted for words like shit and slut as a more desirable way to swear in front of family members.

D: How did you go in the Sniffy assignment.

K: Lets put it this way, my performance was slumpy.

by poodlesdoodles January 12, 2007

skump

it's when you've got bugger all in the bank .

man alive i'm skump / got nothing !

by Okka Quokka from Oz . October 6, 2009

damn skimpy

Someone who has an obsession with pencils.

Hey damn skimpy, how many pencils do you have in your collection?

26, mofo. Wanna play?

by Doco The Magic Dragon September 8, 2003

damn skimpy

Calista Flockhart.

Calista Flockhart is too skimpy and skinny

by Bonnie September 11, 2003