simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004

Simping

To over think or over value a girl by listening to sad music or just thinking bout her.

I was simping over Jessica since I’ve been sliding in her dm’s.

by Thicc Snicker November 20, 2018

simpin

simpin is being sad over someone bc all you want them to do is love you🥺 usually includes listening to sad songs like love songs by kaash paige and yellow hearts

k**** is simpin over h****** ☹️.

by itsyagirlyogabbagabbaaa November 8, 2019

Simpin

This word is Simpin. Your simpin when you are going for a girl who does not like you. Names of people who are usually simpin are DAVID.

I caught David simpin on another girl.

by Brad de man February 23, 2020

Simpinator

A machine that will make any bro that is a simp not a simp

Bro1: hey you want to play some Minecraft

Bro2: nah my gf is calling me
Bro1: get the simpinator!

by Mr.pbh May 5, 2020

Simpin

When your about to or when your treating a girl like a queen and still can’t get her

Billy:yo you see that girl over there
Simp: yea I was simpin for her And now she blocked me
Billy: my g your a simp

by Floridian_jit June 14, 2020

Simpington

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.

Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.

by DCN August 21, 2020