Jersey shore

Jersey has no beaches. Just the shore

by M-easy July 5, 2003

south shore

The most beautiful region of Massachusetts.
The opposite of the North Shore (worst place in the U.S.).

The South Shore softball team always wins when the play the North Shore.

by botox January 20, 2005

Shore Country Day School

The coolest private middle school in New England. Located in the ghetto of Beverly, Ma; Shore is a nice school with nice facilities, especially when compared to Beverly. They send almost all of the student onto elite boarding schools. The kids are legit and often the girls are hot, somewhat naive but its all goood. The kids are often stereotyped as preppy and stuck up, well they are preppy, but the still party with chillpublic school peeps.

Person 1: Yo dude, I want to go to Shore Country Day School soooo bad; the kids are so cool, attractive, and smart!

Person 2: No way man there so strict there and they have that wack dress code.

by ballerabc November 15, 2007

Shorinkan

Shorinkan is a traditional Okinawan karate association that practices Shorin-Ryu karate. The Shorin-ryu Shorinkan Association is led by Grand Master, Shoguro Nakasato. The Association has dojos and instructors throughout the world. See: http://www.karateshorinkan.com

I have been studing karate for seven years, and am a member of the Shorin-Ryu Shorinkan Association.

by Jackel in El Centro September 21, 2008

Shorizzle

To have a penis that is the perfect size for the designated vagina.

I heard you fucked Miranda last night." "Oh yeah my dick was shorizzle.

by JerrUhhMee June 30, 2010

shore duty problems

The US Navy's version of white girl problems. A shore duty problem is only a problem because you work in an office building at a slack-ass fleet support job, and life is good. Shore duty problems are commonly experienced by sailors who have not been assigned to a ship in a long time, and consequently have their threshold for flipping their shit grossly miscalibrated. Those who have spent some time on sea duty know what actual problems are, and are much less likely to go ape-shit over such trivial annoyances.

Shore duty problems may include:

-"Powerpoint froze before I saved my work and now I have to reopen it and spend 10 minutes entering this data all over again! AAAAAAAGH! I'm going to bludgeon everyone in this fucking office to death with my three-hole punch!"
-"We're not allowed to watch YouTube videos at work anymore?! GRRRAAAAGH! This is worse than being raped in the mouth! I'm going to break my keyboard in half and then strangle your children with my mouse cord!"

In comparison to common sea duty problems, which are actually worth freaking out over:
-"Toxic hydrogen sulfide gas is leaking into my berthing."
-"The sewage system is broken and I am covered in liquified human excrement while trying to fix it."
-"I am literally on fire/being electrocuted/getting shot at by Somali pirates right now."

by onshoreduty November 1, 2011

North Shore Weekend Warrior

Straight, 9-5 working male, living in Chicago, taking full advantage of the train's budget weekend pass and riding up to the North Shore to walk the quaint "downtown" streets while dressed to the nines in drag. Aka, weekend rail rider.

The new guy, from accounting, Dude's a total North Shore Weekend Warrior! On the weekends, he takes the train from the city up north to the 'burbs to strut his stuff in drag.

by Otis Martin June 20, 2011