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schmovement

movement that is skillful, impressive and or stylish.

could also be said as Schmoving.
"nobody could guard him because his schmovement was crazy."
"my mans was schmoving on them."
by toxic cowZ November 28, 2022
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Club Shove

Giving someone in a club (or pub) a shove, usually because they're stepping all over your shoes or hitting you in the head with their badly co-ordinated limbs.
The club shove is to be expected on big nights out in town and usually realitively consequence free because you can always blame it on your dancing.
Kate decided that the only way to stop her brand new heels being trod on AGAIN was to impliment the club shove on this guys ass, luckily she could blame her spastic dancing as the reason for him being hit.
by Allanah F March 11, 2008
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Rape Shovel

1. A French council worker.

2. A shovel for assiting in the process of rape.
"The only way to avoid this rape shovel is consent!"
by rocket_punch June 29, 2009
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fuck shovel

An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.
Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.
by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010
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muff shovel

A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.
My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.
by Tidrow March 21, 2011
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love shovel

A term used by young male farmer-types to describe their penis.
Guy - "I'm going digging tonight."
Girl - "Where?"
Guy - "In you! With my love shovel."
by Imcooterthanyou June 4, 2016
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Love Shoves

When you want to be with a person so you push them softly as a way of flirting
"Because they are in love, the want to give each other love shoves." - Us not me
by Us not Me May 31, 2018
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