Shmeal

Halfway between a shnack and a meal. For when you're hungry and a shnack isn't enough and a full meal is too much so you go the happy medium, a shmeal.

I'm pretty hungry I'm gonna go make a late night shmeal.

by newlevel2020 July 22, 2020

shmank

to slap with something bad, esp. a bad grade in school

My physics teacher shmanked me with an awful grade on my final exam!

My brother is gonna shmank me with a wet fish when he finds out what I did to his new car.

by ceililover January 11, 2003

shmeaf

a guy or boy who does not get babes or has no clue what he's doing. or a female that has no clue what she's doing and doesn't get the guys

look at that shmeaf jumping up and down like a retard

by austin strong December 21, 2010

shmeat market

(Noun) Market that deals in the buying and selling of shmeat.

I lost my shmeat so I must run down to the shmeat market.

by Joe Componile August 31, 2006

Shmeagle

The word for a gross and misgrousting person. He is crusty and takes it up the butthole. He goes by many names such as Crusty Caucausian. he like to pee himself on a daily basis. When a girl starts a conversation with him, he tends to freeze up and shed his crust everywhere. Then momentarily after that, he craps himself.

Ewwwww... Its a shmeagle...run
That guy is a shmeagle.

by The Crustiest Person September 20, 2013

Shmancy

Something that is very Fancy and still Sexy

Those are some Shmancy shoes.

by BIG_B September 9, 2014

shmeaty

A shmeaty is a little chode dick and it's probably the most pathetic thing you will ever see

Devin has a shmeaty

by Theyoungsquire123 June 8, 2016