smashed asshole

pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable

Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?

by Jake-A-Jew August 18, 2006

smashed

to have sex with someone really hard and in a crazy way

Oh who? That girl? Yeah, I smashed her last week, no big deal.

by Mark Abell December 18, 2004

smashed rat

Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.

i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat

by meatpop November 11, 2005

Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

Smashed

1.(verb) in passtence to smash

2.(verb) in passtence to smash or sex

1. I just smashed a big
2. I just smashed your mum.

by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017

Super Smashed Bros

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"

"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"

by omfgireallydontcare June 25, 2016

smashed

to be fucked out of you mind CuZ ur Fucking drunk as hell!!

MaN WeN i FiNiSHeD My 40' oF VoDKa WoWWy WaS i Smashed GooD TiMe Tho

by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005