Window shopper

someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.

Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?

Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper

by Fish_tacozzx September 30, 2012

Job Shopper

A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..

Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.

Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.

Why?

He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.

What a dick. Order up!

by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

schlopper

1. A fat, sloppy, disgusting person
2. Any member of the Lohan family

1. Look at that ugly schlopper
2. Harold Lohan is a schlopper

by Mike March 26, 2005

Amazon Shopper

People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days

Friend: it’s been a month where’s my hoodie!
Me: stfu you crazy amazon shopper

by Mr.V May 15, 2020

Shopper's ADHD

A condition characterized by a shopper who originally is looking for select items, yet ends up getting side tracked and buying other stuff.

Person 1: Dude, last night, I went shopping with my girlfriend. We planned on only buying bread, yet she also bought a ton of t shirts, a zillion new dresses, and several thousands of necklaces and earrings!
Person 2: She has Shopper's ADHD.

by andrettifan June 16, 2013

sclopper

When someone is so retarded that there aren't any words that will describe how retarded they are.

Retarded person: I have six oranges in my hands... But I ate two and now I have 12.

Person listening: Sclopper

by Sclopper January 14, 2016

Moses Shopper

When someone wanders through the parking lot for seemingly 40 years trying to find where they parked their car.

That must be a Moses shopper. He was looking for his car when we went into the grocery store half an hour ago.

by Realityman March 19, 2012