shitsonian

A third-rate museum that is usually erected in a smaller community that lacks any worthwhile exhibits.

It appears that our hole-in-the-wall city is building a new museum downtown that won't have anything older than the dust it'll collect when no one goes there. It'll be a regular shitsonian.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

shitcon

an iconic shitty person
a iconic horrible human being

lovely peaches is a shitcon

by super slangs December 30, 2024

Shitonaqueefa

This word refers to baddies and people who are hot AF.

“Brayden is such a shitonaqueefa.”

by Brasal6 February 11, 2025

shtoond

A person who doesn't listen, who is hardheaded

You are such a shtoond for going against what I told you to do.

by Hudson1202 February 27, 2025

Shigooning

A combination of taking a massive shit and gooning which shit comes out. If done correctly, both bodily excrement are released simultaneously.

Ethan hadn't taken a dump in 5 days to save up for a massive shigooning session.

by D1SHIGOONER March 13, 2025

Shitmonkey

To be used instead of swearing

Holy shitmonkey or oh my shitmonkey

by Bmullen66 November 29, 2025

Salty Spitoon

When you finish on a girls stomach or titties and you slurp up your cum off of her and spit it in their mouth.

Jen wanted to try something different so she got that 7/11 salty slurpee on her chest I had to slurp my chin up and spit it in her mouth, call it a salty spitoon.

by shithead steve August 19, 2022