shitcunt

In Australia the term "shitcunt" is used to describe only the most noble and prestigious people.
It's rare for an Aussie to call you a "shitcunt", as we don't say it to just anyone, you have to be honourable and respected to earn it.
You are very lucky if an Aussie has called you a "Shitcunt".
"ShitCunt" has no offensive meaning in Australia so think twice if you're not an Australian and calling an aussie a "shitcunt"

Aye, what's up, how's it going ya shitcunt.

by AussieShitCunt September 2, 2017

Shitcon

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.

We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.
(Moments later)
I need to go home...I shit my pants.

by fattyJ April 21, 2006

Shitcunt

When a lady eshewes conventional wisdom and wipes back to front.

'Hannah, you smell like a shitcunt - did you follow correct wiping procedure?'

by DaveArmadillo October 3, 2008

shittanked

When a person drinks so much alcohol that they are beyond shitfaced and tanked.

Alex was so shittanked at that party that he lost his pants

by Luke N August 4, 2006

shitcam

shitcam is the slang term for stickam. everyone uses it because they know stickam is shit. All stickam is good for is perves who fap to webcams all day long and typing pure shit in the chat. Anybody who's anybody refers to stickam as shitcam.

I was on shitcam all day today because there was nothing to do.
I had to close all the cams last time i was on shitcam because everyone was so ugly!
Shitcam just keeps getting worse and worse, there was some guy on cam fapping for like an hour in a group chat and nobody kicked him.

by the scene queen May 28, 2009

shitcano

When a group of people poop in the same toilet intill it piles up like a Volcano...only in this case, a shitcano.

Also works well when someone turns the water off, and no one will flush it by mistake.

Man that was the biggest shitcano ever! Now the maids have to clean it up.

by nicholas1961 August 19, 2007

Shitcakes

1. A baked article, usually consisting of egg, flour, milk, sugar, and solid excretory materials.

2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.

"Here, I've baked some Shitcakes"

"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"

However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."

by John141 December 26, 2005