shampee

when you shampoo turns mouldy

person 1" omg theres green stuff in my shampoo"

mum"ewwww that's a shampee THROW IT OUTTTT NOOWWWWWWW"

by genius plenius definitionius June 19, 2018

Semper Fucked

Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.

Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.

Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”

by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

Shampeachment

When one political party impeaches a sitting President on false grounds.

The democrat's Shampeachment of Trump was unlawful.

by SoulChateau November 4, 2020

shampAli

shamp ali is a discord ship formed on steaks grill (a discord server) the two lovebirds are shampoo and ali

shampali is a great ship

by Eternalondiscord August 17, 2022

big shampies

shampies but bigger

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

3 in 1 shampoo

A term used to mock christianity and the trinity, commonly used to say that christians worship three gods

A christian said they are monothiests, not with your 3 in 1 shampoo God

by Zakarya9797 June 21, 2023

happy-shampoo-dance

Where you are happy and dance because you have shampoo on your head. One needs to be exceedingly happy about having shampoo on one's head to truly perform a successful happy-shampoo-dance.

"I did the happy shampoo dance."

by (=] November 16, 2004