Like an African child soldier experiencing the recoil of an AK47 for the first time the good lady wife instinctively pulled the 'Shavers Gurn' bang on the money shot as I delivered the patented skin nourishing cream to her baby soft chops following a relaxing felatio.
by furball69 March 25, 2010
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Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!
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Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!
by Juda88 April 25, 2011
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by YeahIWentTheeeere August 12, 2012
Get the Shave My Rabbit mug.Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?
Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
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Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag
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“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”
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