shart 

The definition is pretty obvious...Shitting and farting, etc, etc...but whats important to point out is that johnnyb is a dumb shit. Jack Black wasn't in 'Along Came Polly', it was Philip Seymore Hoffman...you dumb shit..

It wasn't Jack Black in that movie johnnyb...so go eat a shart sandwich!

shart by e!n3R August 1, 2004

shart 

when you try to fart, and you shit, mostly happens when you are hungover.

"I was so hungover this morn, i sharted my pants"

"Did you just fart?, no i shart!

shart by Simon v January 17, 2008

Shart 

Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.

Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!

The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. M. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.

Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!

Shart by T wember January 11, 2009

shart 

when you shit and fart at the same time

I just sharted in my pants.

shart by Sammi Sam May 31, 2006

shart 

Shart- To try to fart, but u shit instead

Bill sharted in his pants

shart by Tabasco Sauce September 13, 2005

shart 

Is when you fart and shit in your pants at the same time! =]

Damn!Shart on me!Shart on my chest!Shart all over!Yea baby!

shart by Ellie and Liz February 11, 2007

shart 

When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.

Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.

shart by Nick April 19, 2005