brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay 

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

solling

(smiling out loud): used in situations where one is not actually lolling (laughing out loud). perfect for when you see a meme and smile at your phone.

omg that picture brings back so many good memories... I’m solling.

solling by Forking Shirt August 15, 2018

Sellin' Shoes 

When a girl knowingly tries to have sex with a guy while on her period.

Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!

Sellin' Shoes by castman September 8, 2012

Kushner shit smelling face 

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

Kushner shit smelling face by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

spelling 

A lost art.

wuht ish teh speling tset? O_o

spelling by JiaXue November 1, 2003

Smelling the Syrup

Something done by people who should kill themselves

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life - your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW!

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.

Smelling the Syrup by Bernie Gores February 26, 2022

jack skellington 

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

jack skellington by Tephers July 27, 2004